Juz a normal guy in this whacky world... Striving to have a "normal" if there is one in this world...

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Losing My Virginity

Today in history (Hari ini dalam sejarah) marks the first time I lost it, after so many years.
I've always wondered how it would feel like. My first time! Would it be exciting? Would it feel nice? Or even great? Or would it hurt and be painful. Mine was pretty painful actually and quite shocking as well. Let me tell you why.

She was a girl in red. Red is an awesome colour! Always projects the feeling of sexiness, braveness and power. Honestly I could not resist it at all. Everything happened so fast that I am flabbergasted as I type this down. It was getting dark but I still had my sunglasses on. I took it off and *wham* it had already happened. I could see the grief and pain in her face when she turned around. I was shock and beyond believe, I was also in pain. We stared at each other not knowing what to say. She opened her mouth to break the silence. She asked "How to settle now since you bang me?".

And that is how I lost my virginity! Gotcha you perverts! It was actually a car accident. Been driving for 10 years now and this is the first time I've met with an accident. And it had to be me that was wrong. Anyway I hope I would have made some of you smiled. I wanted to turn this tragedy into something positive. Hope you all enjoyed this story as my money grows some wings and fly away...